10 несподіваних фактів про Юрія Андруховича

Пан Юрій відповів на наші запитання так, що рубрику слід би було перейменувати на «10 несподіваних жартів від Андруховича». Наприклад, ми очікували довгу та веселу історію про його знайомство з Жаданом, натомість… Словом, почитайте.


one


Якби Юрій Андрухович полетів у космос на 15 років і міг взяти з собою тільки 7 книг, це були б…

1-5. П’ятикнижжя (Тора).

6.Маніфест комуністичної партії К. Маркса та Ф. Енґельса.

7.Що-небудь іще з першої-ліпшої бібліотечної полиці.


two


Юрій Андрухович вважає, що любов — це…

…любов – це людське. Любов – це той щем, без якого нас немає.


three


Найбільш дивний подарунок, який робили Юрію Андруховичу — це…

…два блоки поштових марок африканської країни Бурунді.


four


Якби Юрію Андруховичу запропонували сісти в машину часу і потрапити в будь-який період історії, він би обрав…

…вибрав би 2118 рік – аби побачити, як виглядає життя людей, коли вони перестають умирати.


five


Юрій Андрухович познайомився з Сергієм Жаданом… 

…кілька місяців тому. Я пробився на його концерт із Собаками, а потім навіть на сцену. І зробив собі з ним селфі.


six


Якби Юрій Андрухович став президентом України, він би…

…запровадив єдину державну релігію: іслам.


seven


З прочитаного останнім часом Юрію Андруховичу найбільше припала до душі книга…

Cead Isteach ірландської поетеси Nuala Ni Dhomhnaill.


eight


Якби повернути час назад, Юрій Андрухович ніколи б не…

…cтарів.


nine


З алкогольних напоїв Юрій Андрухович надає перевагу… 

…бразильській кашасі.


ten


Юрій Андрухович вважає, що головна місія людей на землі — це…

…обгорнути всю поверхню планети поліетиленом.



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