12 фраз, які ніколи не можна говорити книголюбу

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Обережно! Цей текст може розхвилювати вас. Якщо ви хоч раз чули щось на кшталт “навіщо тобі ще одна книжка?” або “я загубив твою книжку”, ви розумієте, про що ми.

Книжкова соціальна мережа Goodreads поставила своїм підписникам запитання: що б ви ні за яких обставин не сказали книголюбу? Зібравши усі відповіді, редакція обрала 12 найбільш дратуючих. Кожна з них – справжній удар по тендінтній натурі будь-кого, хто знає суть книжок і читання.

  • Фільм набагато кращий за книгу. Ну, я так думаю. Ніколи не читав книжку. Алу чув, що фільм краще…
  • Ти придбав ще одну книжку?
  • В мене немає часу на читання. Напевно, класно мати стільки вільного часу, щоб читати!
  • ОМГ. Не можу повірити, що ти це прочитав. Може, тобі спробувати… (тут вставити якусь пафосну назву або ім’я автора).
  • (Голосно і життєрадісно у книгарні) Так! Ну що, йдемо вже?!
  • Припини купляти книжки. В тебе їх і так вже достатньо.
  • Я надаю перевагу справжнім книгам (тут неважливо, що мається на увазі: паперові, певний жанр абощо).
  • Я загубив книжку, яку ти мені давав.
  • Читанням ситий не будеш(а як же їжа для розуму?).
  • Як ти можеш це читати? Тут же немає жодної картинки!
  • Ненавиджу переривати, коли ти читаєш, але…
  • Це лише книжка.

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